I'm opening a present from my aunt, which includes a black backpack with white crosses all over it.
Me: Ahh yay! I was about to pay $40 for one of these yesterday at the mall, and now I've got one with crosses on it!
Grandpa (glancing at the bag and then back at me): Are you holy?
Me:...I'd like to think so.
Grandpa: You not supposed to think about it. If you holy you supposed to know!