Me: Ma, why do you always have to go telling people my business?
Ma: What are you talking about?
Me: Why'd you tell Uncle Rod about (secret thing)?
Ma: Uh, because he's my brother and we talk about things. I can't talk to my brother?
Me: You can't talk to your brother about your own stuff?
Ma: Uh, you are my own stuff!
My mom is such a mom sometimes, it's sickening hahaha. Happy Thanksgiving!