Grandpa has the nerve to pass his cold on to me, then yell at me about how long it took me to get up this morning.
Grandpa: It is almost high noon, and y'all just now gettin' up. And why are you eatin' soup?
Me: You got me sick.
Grandpa: How'd I do that?
Me: You were sick, we're in the same house, and now I'm sick.
Grandpa: I didn't even come near you. So you can't put that on me.
Me: ...Ok, Grandpa. If you say so.
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