Saturday, June 1, 2013

Kinky Twist Hypocrisy

Confession: I tend to side-eye females who wear fake hair in their heads. This means hair that didn't naturally grow out of their scalps, be it human or synthetic. I did it once in 2000 and another time in 2004, and I hated the process and result both times. I've never understood why women did this to themselves or other women and girls. Can't you work with what you already have? Don't you think it's a little weird to have someone else's hair attached to your scalp? You sat in a chair for 10+ hours and paid $130+ for that? Doesn't it weigh your head and neck down? Doesn't your scalp itch? Who are you trying to impress? It's obvious that it's not real, so why would you want to look like a fraud? Why? What's the point?

So as I sit here in all my hypocrisy with all my phony hair, I have to admit that this looks really good on me. I still don't like the idea of wearing hair that isn't mine, but if this will save me from 10 weeks of hair-related distress, I'll take it. 10.5 hours and $150 well spent, if you ask me.

1 more day until 日本!

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