Ma, on hazing.

Ma: Nah, I never wanted to pledge 'cause I didn't want to deal with the hazing. They'd try to do something to me and I'd end up hurting somebody.

Me: No you wouldn't.

Ma: Why wouldn't I?

Me: Ma, when have you ever hurt anybody?

Ma: You never know.

Me: ...

Ma: ... Nah, I haven't. But I'm just saying.