And the award for Sloppiest and Most Unexpected Kisses goes to: pitties (pit bulls)!
Was at the shelter for the first time in two weeks today and I got randomly smooched on the mouth by two of them. (Cute but eww. Why do they always go for the mouth?) Rather than getting mauled, getting licked to death is what I have to be careful of most when putting my face too close those of the pit bulls there. You're just trying to play fetch with them or untangle them from their leash, and they don't look too enthused. Like you're boring them or something. But then before you know it they've got their tongues on your face.
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