Outings: Coyote Joe's

 Coyote Joe's - Shelby Township (31 July)

• Dear high school friend's 22nd birthday; birthday girl surrounded by high school, uni, and work friends
• country bar, "Spoiled Rotten Women's Thursdays", no cover for the ladies, $1 drinks until 10pm
• captain&coke + rum&coke + vodka lemonade + sip of teenage mutant ninja turtle + firebomb (shot of whiskey and cinnamon) + sip of Patrón + good ol' H2O 
• Country music and videos, watching line dancing from the sidelines, gettin' down to the Cupid Shuffle and the Wobble
• Discovering that my friend is an adorable drunk
• "Are you okay? Are you having a good time? I'msorryI'msorry. I feel like I'm corrupting you. You're the one I was worried about the most..." and other drunk babble
•  The guilty-happy honor and responsibility of taking care of an inebriated friend; really putting "That's what friends are for" to the test
• First night going out drinking: accomplished. I'm good until next year.
• Side effects: slight headache and drowsiness.