So the caf in my dorm calls itself trying to have a Kentucky Derby-themed dinner, but the greens are too sweet, the sweet tea doesn't taste right, AND there's no derby pie?!? Not impressed. If only Grandpa and my Louisville fam were here to show folks how Kentucky really does it.
You see how they do us?
Correction: The cornbread was actually pretty good. Props to them for getting at least one thing right. And the red-and-black decorations were nice. Still not impressed though. If you're going to give Louisville or the state of Kentucky recognition, then do it right.